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Archive for October, 2007

» Dani’s Diary

Dani’s life is thrown into turmoil after going to too many festivals

So has anyone else been hooked with the GenesReunited.co.uk bug yet? I have and I’m so excited. It’s so interesting finding out all sorts of things about your family history. Well it is to me, possibly because I’m really sad! I can’t stop, even when I get stunted by the fact that every time I click on something I have to pay some money. I plan to keep going as far back as possible along my family tree and (fingers crossed) find my fortune. Only joking! Although it would be cool.

I haven’t found out anything massively interesting, but I’m hoping I will. Who wouldn’t want to find out something intriguing? What I have found out, which is totally un-family tree-related, is that if I spend two weekends in a row at festivals, my habit of biting my fingernails is cured.

I have tried funny-tasting nail varnish, elastic bands to ping instead, wearing fake nails, and telling people to hit me when they see me do it. The cure is to spend far too long with your only toilet facilities being portaloos. Ta-da! I have white bits! And, sadly, that’s about it for my news, and lets face it, that doesn’t really count as news, does it?!

“If I get too tired, I feel anxious, which leads to anxiety attacks, which makes me unhappy”

Other than geek out over finding my ancestors, and filing my nails, I have spent the rest of my time either working or trying to catch up on my sleep. It’s been very dull to be me recently!
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I’m trying to catch up on lost sleep, which is hard, because I find it really difficult to sleep during the day, and every morning my aching back is hurting and wakes me up, which is nice! And if that doesn’t wake me up, the bin men will, and it’s all very crap, and if I get too tired, I end up feeling anxious, which leads to anxiety attacks, which means I skip meals, which means I lose weight, which makes me unhappy, and makes me anxious and it goes round and around and around and doesn’t appear to ever stop. It’s like my whole life is dependant on getting proper good sleep and eating regularly.

I know it sounds stupid and, yes, everybody needs sleep and food, but I used to be able to go out for the evening and have three hours’ sleep and skip breakfast and be up till 11pm and feel fine the next day. But now I can’t. Now I am like a Nan. I can’t do too many things all at once, and I have a problem thinking too far forward into the future and planning things for my life because I think, how can I plan for my life when my life is being lived by a body I have no control over?

» Dynastic

Andrew Kay on Fratelli, the latest offering from D Productions

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The Addis dynasty is proof that family businesses can work. Masterminded by the delightful Sue Addis and all her children in different roles, their fleet of eateries is a shining example.

Why then did they take on a new site in a notorious restaurant accident spot in Brighton Square? For years, people have struggled to make it work and failed. The last time it had any kind of success it was a Tex-Mex geared to a very young audience. It was so long ago, I qualified. Now, D Productions have taken it on and re-opened it as Fratelli. I went along with a friend on a Monday night, notoriously quiet in the restaurant business.
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The look is clean and modern – not cutting edge, thank heavens – and spacious too. I went with a friend, Mr H, who liked the fact that no-one was close enough to listen in to our conversation, not that we were saying anything salacious, but we might have been.

Mikele Addis popped in to say hello so I took the opportunity of asking him what to have. “Mozzarella and tomato salad and the roast fillet of beef.” There was no hesitation. When the menus arrived – pretty little things like CD covers – I sought the dishes out and ordered them. Mr H is a fish-eating vegetarian, so Italian menus are pretty easy as there are usually lots of great dishes which, while the Italians have not created them for vegetarians, simply do not contain meat.

I chose a bottle of Orvieto Secco – a little more expensive than the house wine but worth every penny – and we ordered. Pretty soon, I had a plate covered in fine slices of really good deep red tomato with a whole buffalo mozzarella simply split in two at the centre. How I love good mozzarella – and how I hate bad. You know the bad stuff – it’s hard and stringy and chewy and bland. If the British made a cheese that tasted as bad as poor mozzarella we would be ridiculed for it. I have to say, the same can apply to so many continental cheeses – bland, bland and bland.

This, however, was a ball of joyously soft and full-flavoured cheese. It was simply delicious and I savoured every tasty morsel. Mr H unfortunately chose a dish that he could not eat. Having spotted mushroom risotto he read no further. I reckon it’s an understandable mistake and so did the waiter. For veggies, spotting a dish that starts with a vegetable ingredient usually indicates that it will be meat-free. This risotto was mushroom with Italian sausage, the sausage coming at the end of the description. Sadly it went back even though I was trying to reach across for a quick taste as it was gracefully taken away.
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At this point, I can mention that – as ever – the quality of service is of the standard that over the years I have come to expect from an Addis restaurant. While they never even get close to being expensive, the service is always enthusiastic, friendly and polite. Fratelli is the same and despite it being our mistake, they happily returned with a dish of four cheese ravioli. Now, I have tasted these before and know that they are hand-made by a cousin of the family. Mr H was more than happy and ate them slowly as if savouring each bite. The pasta parcels were also very lightly sauced and not swimming in gloop – rather restrained.

I moved on to the beef. This is the concept here – the family is half- English, half-Italian so they came up with the idea of a sort of Iti-Brit fusion. I was having the roast.
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It came with roast potatoes too, but I was not hungry enough for carbs so I cheekily asked for sautéed spinach instead. What arrived was a plate on which lay a fan of thick slices of perfect rare fillet steak, and a pool of rich sauce. The spinach came separately. Simplicity, when pulled off like this, is great. I thoroughly enjoyed the entire plate of food. It wasn’t trying to show off or to dazzle with tricks and fol-de-rols, this was simply roast beef fillet and a fine sauce. If I gave marks it would be a ten-out-of-ten dish, but I don’t. Oh damn, I did. Well, don’t expect that kind of thing often.

Mr H went for a king prawn skewer with lime and chilli on a bed of rocket. It looked very pretty, again because it was not messed with. He delicately removed their tails and ate them one by one. It was a good portion too, and I noticed that the prawns had been fully cleaned and the intestinal tract removed. I know it sounds vile but there are still places that don’t bother to do this to prawns.

Mr H also decided that he would need some carbs so we put in a late request for some chips and these arrived pretty damned quick. I was really too full for pudding, but then I spotted that they did pancakes with lemon and sugar. Well, there is one thing I can never resist and that’s plain and simple Shrove Tuesday-style pancakes. I like them in other ways too, but gritty sugar, sharp fresh lemon and velvety pancakes – well it doesn’t come much better. And they were perfect, lacy affairs, it was all I could do to not go and check if my mum was out in the kitchen tossing for them.

Mr H had a chocolate truffle torte served with orange sorbet, which he insists that I made him choose. Not true, I did agree that it sounded like a good idea, and it was – absolutely delicious – but like the chips, I did not make him eat them. I did help with the chips, but just the one. I think he was surprised that for someone so chubby I can be so restrained.

Coffees ordered, I nipped off to check out the facilities. As I get older the state of the lavs becomes far more important to me. Again, top marks, in fact the whole place is absolutely spotless.

Coffee, espresso served with bitter amaretti biscuits, was top notch. But at what price – is the Donatello offspring that really does have the tone of fine dining an expensive option? Well no, it’s hardly any different from the mothership and in some cases I think even cheaper.

By the time we left, it was still attracting custom. Hardly surprising as the place looks so good, costs so little and has what I can only describe as a thoroughbred pedigree.

Fratelli, 20 Brighton Square, Brighton 01273 730355

» A laughing matter

Victoria Nangle picks out the best of the upcoming Magners Paramount Comedy Festival

One of the advantages I’ve got this year at the Magners Paramount Comedy Festival is that I went to the Edinburgh Festival earlier this year. Now, the advantage I’m stating here is not one of smugness at collecting as many festival badges as possible, although that is a good and worthy past-time. The advantage is that I managed to catch a snippet – or a show – from a lot of the acts coming down to lovely Brighton to make us all laugh, and I can see clearly that they were cherry picked from the established and the newly hatched. Giving you the benefit of my sleep depravation in Scotland – we’ve got the cream.
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As well as the huge names everyone’s clamouring to see, like Richard Herring and Frankie Boyle, you can show a little more adventure and try a couple of those that have blipped on your comedy radar and then gone off touring. Among these you’ll find Russell Kane – he who keeps turning up plugging Five’s CSI, examining bodies and auditioning for bit parts. You’ll also find BBC award-winner Nina Conti with her constant co-star Monkey, the highly articulate foulmouthed stuffed puppet that steals all of her lines. All of her shows sold out up north, even when it was raining really, REALLY hard.

Robin Ince has constantly popped up in the BBC’s Comedy Cuts, and some may recognise him from a role he picked up in a small telly comedy you may have heard of called The Office. Although, he is best known in stand-up circles for supporting Ricky Gervais on tour throughout his recent Fame show, and on a previous tour – Politics.
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Hits from Edinburgh that are well worth a gander include Jarred Christmas, who I caught compering a So You Think You’re Funny heat. No wonder I thought he was good at it, turns out he was nominated for respected comedy website Chortle’s ‘Best Compere Award 2007’.

“The acts were cherry-picked from the established and the newly hatched”

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To get a true mix’n’match of comics – a little bit of this and a little bit of that – you can always dip your toe in and collect your selection at the weekly Best Of The Fest shows. Every Friday of the festival, presented by one of the leading comics of the festival (Russell Howard, Ed Bye and Frankie Boyle) you get a smattering of some of the other leading lights, giving us a taster of their shows. Miniature previews if you will.

If that’s what tickles your fancy, don’t forget the Intelligent Finance Awards. Doesn’t sound all that, until you twig that they’re the bods behind the if.comedy Awards, the ones that have taken over from the Perrier. Both the winner of ‘best newcomer’ (Tom Basden) and the overall winner (Brendan Burns) are here with their shows, as are a number of the other nominees, including local brilliance Zoe Lyons and BBC6 comedy host Jon Richardson. Nice one. Now, get your tickets.

4–21 October 2007. 01273 709709
www.paramountcomedyfestival.com

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