» Swan upping: The Swan
Andrew Kay relaxes at The Swan in Kemp Town over a simple but delicious supper

The Swan in Kemp Town, swanned in, swanned about a bit and then, sadly, swanned out again. The owners, though, have had second thoughts and re-opened, and this time they are sticking to their guns and going for a simple concept, which was their original intention. And a good idea it is. There are plenty of places serving fancy food prepared by ambitious chefs. Much of it is good too, but a lot of it is just that bit too ‘fancy pants’ for a simple supper when you just want to get out but don’t want to push the boat out.
The newly re-launched Swan offers just that. The menu is short and simple, there are no fireworks or whizz-bang surprises here, and it’s all the better for it.
Mr R and I joined Mr G for a relaxed supper – relaxed being exactly what we both needed and got. I started by knocking all the sharp corners off a tough day, yes I do have them, it’s not all foie gras and pink icing. Mr R had a vodka and coke made with Pinky vodka, so just a bit camp, and Mr G had a spritzer.
The menu is divided into nibbles and sides and then a selection of dishes, some of which could be starters and some that can be ordered in two sizes. I was relieved, there are those moments when the prospect of three courses on a school night is just daunting. We ordered some olives – a good choice for me as the other two don’t like them – and some homemade parsnip and sweet potato crisps. The latter came to the table hot and highly seasoned and lasted no time at all as they were totally moreish. The olives were huge and infused with lots of chilli. I was happy and almost polished off the lot.
“A perfect place to pop in for a midweek supper when you simply can’t be bothered to fire up the cooker”
Mr R wavered over a main course, dithering over mussels but finally settling on gammon with fried eggs and homemade chips. And he loved it; it ticked all his little boxes that range from comfort to scale. Mr G had the halloumi salad, which was also very generous and packed with plenty of prime ingredients.
I threw caution to the wind and chose the inside out burger. I am an occasional burger buyer, too often they are such a disappointment, greasy, or gritty, or under-done. All too often I think they’re too big a risk – but I was in the mood and fancied some chips too.

I need not have worried, the burger was blooming lovely, well seasoned, with a nice bun and relish and some home-pickled cucumber too. The chips were hand cut and properly cooked and the salad was tasty and well dressed. The inside out bit was a pocket within the meat of melted American cheese. When cut into it poured out like dairy lava. The chef had, I was told, tried it with Sussex cheese but it didn’t perform as well under the grill. I was glad; there are moments when that weird American cheese simply fits the bill, and this was one of them.
Mr R finished off with strawberries Romanoff, which contained a huge slosh of vodka. I was fascinated by the idea of a grapefruit and pomegranate posset. Mr G recommended it and ordered one too. Strange it may sound but totally delicious and grown up, bitter-sweet, rich and sharp and served with shortbread. I confess that the shortbread looked shop bought but the chef informed me, looking hurt, that it was all homemade and forked by hand. If the langue de chat that topped Mr R’s dessert were anything to go by, he was telling the truth. They were excellent and when I said so some more were produced.
We drank a great bottle of white Rioja from a clever list supplied by our old friend Henry Butler. The list has a lot of delicious and affordable choices, and this is were The Swan scores high: decent food, decent portions and decent prices. Nearly every main course comes in at under £10, and there’s nothing skimpy other than the price. The place looks good too, the new opening seems to have given the place a new lease of life and the staff are friendly and relaxed.
It’s a perfect place to pop in for a midweek supper when you simply can’t be bothered to fire up the cooker and an equally good idea for parties and larger groups who want good food at affordable prices in fun surroundings. Totally without pretensions, I rather like The Swan’s easy alternative to supposedly fine dining.











