Design and construction

Go on, treat yourself! There are simple pleasures in the garden.
Well, what a gloomy time it is. And such scare-mongering too. Half the country’s data lost on a couple of CDs and millions of people rushing off to change their pin numbers in case of fraud. Funnily enough, it’s always the people that are paranoid about these things that get robbed. Those that leave their car unlocked overnight, are cavalier about leaving great wads of cash on window sills when the builders are in and use obvious pin numbers rarely get fleeced. They have a laissez-faire attitude to life, and life treats them in the same way.

And then England lost the football. Poor Steve McClaren only got a 2.5 million payoff and it was the saddest day of his life. Look on the bright side, with Poland getting through our pubs will still be full of loyal supporters cheering on their team.
The sub prime fiasco will continue to hit the banks, and even if inflation falls Mervyn won’t drop interest rates for the man on the street, because the banks are having to pay out so much more to borrow money from each other. Fuel is well over a pound now, mortgage payments are hurting, food is just a ridiculous price if you have even one teenager to feed and Christmas is coming, in all its credit card glory.
I read a really good book this year called Not Buying It. The writer had been rushing around just before Christmas, spending money for the sake of it, racking up her credit card and suddenly saw it for the madness it has become. She spent the next year ‘not buying it’ and had a list of essentials that she (almost) stuck to religiously for the whole year. It was a great read and really made me re-think the useless things that we all buy.
You know, of course, that there’s a garden story coming along here somewhere don’t you! But I just want to remind you of the joy of the garden. I know that building the garden is not an inexpensive venture. (I can almost feel some of my clients nodding their heads sagely!) but the infrastructure of any building work in a house and garden is a permanent, physical undertaking. However, once the hard landscaping is completed, the garden can become a place of really small inexpensive joys. Where else can you buy a small paper packet of seeds and create a whole border of the most wonderful colour and scent, and still collect the seeds again for next year. One small packet of seeds – at £1.99 – and you have a border of cosmos, love in a mist, poppies, candytuft – forever! I just can’t wait for Christmas to be over so that I can start sowing my seeds again for next year. There will always be something different – a new variety I haven’t tried before – or a different colour. There will also be something ‘tricky’ that may or may not work. When you get something special to grow, the achievement is something you want to share with everyone you know.
If you’re a true gardener, you’ll know there is such pleasure in sending a friend or sister home with a small tray of plants or a pot with a newly grown or emerging plant.
Plants

Cut flowers
We will, no doubt, all be buying flowers for friends and family over the Christmas period. I do get fed up with flowers that fade in just a couple of days but ready made bunches from the supermarket are so much cheaper than buying ‘by the stem’ from a florist. Supermarkets guarantee some of their bouquets for seven or fourteen days, but I am sure you have all had roses that have drooped miserably a couple of days later.
If you receive a bunch of flowers, then try to stand them in water almost up to their necks for a couple of hours before you start arranging them. And do arrange them. Don’t just unwrap them and plonk them into a vase in the same shape as the bouquet, please! Take out each stem, one at a time, and remove all the leaves that are going to be below the water level in the vase. Cut at least an inch off the stems of each bloom. With woody stems, slice up the stem of the plant for an inch or two.
Put in the foliage stems first, and then arrange all the similar blooms around the edge of the vase. Start to add the special blooms – the larger headed flowers or gerberas, roses etc.
Keep the water topped up, or better still change the water completely every day. If the flowers are for you, or someone special, go to a proper florist. Find out what day their delivery arrives, and pay good money for each stem. In three weeks time, when they’re still blooming, you’ll have spent the same as your supermarket buy.
Things to do

‘Toe-tal’ presents
I’m feeling sorry for myself. I broke my big toe quite spectacularly this week. A picture fell off the wall and crashed down onto my poor little bare toes. I have broken the joint and the bits either side as well. If you’ve ever stubbed your toe hard, times it by ten and you can imagine how it might have felt,and still feels. I can’t drive for at least four weeks so all my Christmas shopping is going to have to happen on-line or imaginatively. I can’t even get it wet, so soaking in the bath is also a luxury I shall have to forego without one leg stuck in the air.
I am going to order lots of terracotta pots from my local nursery, and soil, plants, bulbs and small conifers and things. That way, I can sit in the garden and pot up some plants to give to friends and family for Christmas presents. The bulbs will flower in the spring, and the winter pansies, ivy and cyclamen will look lovely throughout the next few weeks.
There are lots of people out there that won’t be better in six weeks’ time, so I’m trying not to feel too sorry for myself, but ‘things to do’ won’t be happening much in my garden for now!