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Eat to rule
Strange things are happening with meal times at Landlady Towers. In spite of the fact that all of my lodgers know that I serve dinner in some shape or form at 7.30pm every evening, none of them ever appears to eat it when it is actually ready. The Italian, who has been here for two weeks and leaves this Saturday, has not eaten a single meal at LT, as far as I‘m aware, unless he‘s eating it after midnight. I know The Italians are generally supposed to eat late, but that’s ridiculous. In the two weeks that he’s been here, I haven’t actually seen him once, which is fabulous. I think he avoids me as much as I avoid him, which is as it should be. If only all the other lodgers were the same.
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