Matt Whistler is this big

Somewhere in the middle of walking between the two piers and recycling coat hangers to feminist lingerie designers, while bumping into male expression of the non-feminist kind, I had a realisation for a comedy meme.

It’s a man dressed as a blonde emulating one of the real housewifes of Orange County, a false boob world with more plastic surgery than a keyring manufacturer in a Fimo factory. He wears silk and satin, has a stubble and red lippy and says to a person in the street, “you are this big,” while holding his hands out to imply he is holding an invisible DVD between his flat, outstretched hands.

Then he says, “and I am this big,” and quickly stretches his hands out again flat and this time looks like he is holding a huge invisible parcel between his palms. We then cut to a shot of The Real Orange County girl saying, “you are this big,” in her bitchy manner, “and I am this big,” with even more venom. Then we cut back to the other guy dressed as this superficial idiot without the savant and watch him approach another victim in the street. Repeat the switch in time with the music – techno preferably.