Matt Whistler looks back over a mad Xmas 2011

Well, it’s now January: you have already swallowed a chicken drum and Gran has performed the heineken manouvre. The Satan child replaced the mince in the mince pie with cat food and Dad loved the taste. The hamster has been in a bank heist and the borrowers have stopped borrowing… Due to the recession they now sell cheese on eBay….The highlights of 2011 for me have been skiing on the South Downs backwards…doing my Christmas shopping in a zorb ball, and holding up a launderette…Here’s to 2012!