Matt Whistler gets to grips with technology

I recently come across a cool website called IPADIO.com. It’s internet pod casting where you call them up on your mobile, key in your personal number and record your voice. You then go to the website and listen to your pod cast. It’s basically an internet Dictaphone without having to hold a clunky piece of plastic with a dinky tape inside that picks up your voice and plays back through the small speaker with dense noise over the top.

My first ever Dictaphone message was when I was five and I found myself doing a sketch about Kenny Everett and dinosaur poo. Nowadays my messages on IPADIO are far more sophisticated and adult. @WELCOME TO IPADIO LIVE INTERNET PHONE CASTING, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AND PRESS THE HASH KEY@ MW. Remember to attach a metal plate to the base of the wooden boat before being dragged around the roundabout while being towed by a car at 5am.
Oh I do love technology, I don’t seem to be able to get Twitter though, the other day I spent 10 minutes trying to work out a tweet and found myself plagiarizing CBeebies and writing something down that I overheard on the box as a tweet.
The grass has grown much longer since I have been away being a superhero, I haven’t been able to think of anything since. EUREKA!! I will IPADIO and whack the IPADIO on the tweet, share the tweet on Facebook, then tag an attached photo to the message with 37,000 tags with the following message: send this to a million people or an angel will stretch out your longest nostril hair, tie it to the windowsill and twang it for hours on end.