Challenge Joe!

For the last two weeks we’ve asked Latest 7 readers to write in and suggest challenges to put to crazy, madcap Bare Cheek Supremo Joseph Nixon. Here he replies to those who wrote in.

Thanks to Mrs Margaret Parsons of Hove, but I’m afraid that would be physically impossible. Besides, I don’t even own a fire extinguisher.
A very interesting notion, and full marks for creativity, Miss Jennifer Buxton of Hangleton, but upon taking medical advice, and consultation with our insurers, I have decided against acting out your request.
Now onto the very clever and colourful proposal from Mr. Ronald Burgess of Mile Oak. Thanks for this. it may surprise you to learn that I once tried something similar with the aid of an adventurous and tolerant ex-girlfriend, but regrettably, I am disinclined to try it again. And certainly not with the clock tower.
Lastly, we come to the forceful demand from a Mrs Gladys Atwood of Lewes. Well, Mrs Atwood, while the latter part might well be possible (I would be able, though unwilling, to leave Brighton), it would certainly be impossible to perform the former.
Thanks again all for writing in. Please do keep your letters coming, though it would be nice if you could try to suggest a slightly wider range of challenges. Best be off, as I’m embarking on my latest hilarious jape (running round Pavilion Gardens, dressed as a Power Ranger, singing ‘Shaddap Your Face’ – it’s got number one written all over it!).