Paloma Faith

Of the fifteen people that turned up to this (very) intimate DJ set, only the guy with the yellow shirt and trilby seemed to genuinely enjoy himself.

Poor Paloma turned up to what looked like a school disco, with migraine-inducing lights and the enthusiasm of a doctor’s waiting room.

She came on and had a good go at livening things up with her decade spanning and enjoyable set but sadly this ‘event’ was beyond saving before it had even begun.