Get that Guy by Julie Hayward
They’ve got it in the bag, it’s an absolute cinch. Think good looking guy with warm friendly personality who looks like he wants to spend time with you – someone pinch me as I think I might be dreaming – giving me loads of information on how to attract any man I want, (now I know I’m dreaming).
The man in question is Steven Hussey, Father to Matthew Hussey who in turns are apparently the gurus of men hunting. Steven stood in front of approximately 100 women at the Holiday Inn in Brighton, a couple of Saturdays ago and worked them into a frenzy, well I speak for myself, I certainly hung onto his every word, and he could cetainly strut his stuff. He kept up a steady stream of advice, tips and ploys to get men falling at women’s feet. A couple of weeks later I’m skeptical, the last time a man fell at my feet was because he had tripped over my handbag and I haven’t had any men even glance my way despite trying out a few of the suggestions Steven had shared.
My friend and I had been hoping to see Matthew Hussey, the son of Steven who we had seen a video of wearing a jacket and no shirt, but his Dad would do, he was well preserved, looking 40 at the very most, tanned, tall and looking like he knew what the inside of a gym looked like.
Living in Brighton this event was bound to be a winner with heterosexual women, as let’s face it there’s a dearth of men in Brighton and when you’re knocking up the years like moi, finding an unattached man is is as likely as finding no rubbish on the streets of Brighton.
What I can’t help wondering, ist that how come there’s no workshops run for men to find out how to’ Get That Woman’, and how to keep her once you’ve found her? Is it just that no one’s had the idea, or is it because no guys turned up ? How many men would tear themselves away from beer and fooball on a Saturday afternoon and pay good money too, to find out how to make women happy when they know because of the lack of men women seem to be dramatically lowering their standards out of desperation, meaning men don’t need to make hardly any effort whatsoever..
Call me cynical but I’ve gone back to using my handbag, strategically placed, it’s proven successful in the past. Only question is, once I’ve got a man on his knees (having tripped him up), how do I stop him escaping? Answers on a postcard please.
