Bare cheek: Hove factually

Five things you never knew about fantabulous Hove


1 Like the Isle of Man, Hove has its own distincitve breed of cat – the Hoven Cat. Unlike the Manx cat, where its tail should be is a small navvie’s tattooed arm holding a portable TV aerial.

2 In 2002, independently of Brighton, Hove launched its own rival bid to become European City of Culture. While Brighton’s efforts saw giant replica nose-studs and other body-piercings adorn its landmark buildings, Hove answered with an enormous artificial hip joint in the middle of the Coral Stadium and an over-sized truss wrapped around the Co-op on Blatchington Road.

3 Controversy came to Hove in September 1983 when the Aldrington Company of the Boys’ Brigade raised over fifteen thousand pounds for that year’s Blue Peter Appeal by holding a slave auction.

4 Nico from The Velvet Underground used to run a DVD stall on BHASVIC car boot.

5 The last man publically hanged in Hove was one Ernest William Borrow, a pump attendant at the Esso near Hove Station, for the crime of hocking up into their collectable glass tumblers.

First try lyrics

A fascinating insight into the creative process as we examine the original drafts of those famous songs that didn’t get it quite right first time.

I DON’T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE – THE INKSPOTS
I don’t want to set the world on fire;
I just want to start
A fire in your house.

HOME ON THE RANGE – DR. BREWSTER M. HIGLEY
…and seldom is heard
A discouraging word
’Cept s***, b*****, a*******
and f***…

DAISY, DAISY – HENRY DACRE
Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer – do!
I’m half crazy
Bleugh-gibber-gobba-gabba-goo….

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN – THE SEX PISTOLS
God Save the Queen,
It’s the Callaghan government…

In & Out

In
• Braising steak
• His ’n’ Hers towels
• The Seven Pillars of Wisdom
• Undermining chidren’s confidence
• Putrefaction

Out
• Le Crunch
• Laurens Van Der Post
• ‘What’s the definition of…?’ jokes
• Lapis Lazuli
• Bobbies

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