Made In Chelsea S7E3: London Fashion Week
It’s that time of year again – London Fashion Week! And Proudlock has got his best tartan out of mothballs especially. Binky doesn’t really ‘get’ fashion, and says she doesn’t care enough to be at London Fashion Week. How selfish of her, there are starving children out there who would kill to be on the front row of Tom Ford SS15.
Alex and Janey are enjoying some scrumptious eggs Benedict together. Alex beats around the rumour bush with Jane, who reiterates that she believes he didn’t sleep with another girl. Then Robbo walks in. Why is HE invited to breakfast with Jane? Who the hell does he think he is? Get out Robbo! Get OUT!
Elsewhere, Binky and Wheeze are having tea. Wheeze talks about how Robbo made her feel like a lady, when he came to her dinner party for sad embittered singletons. Binky therefore decides to call Alex and Robbo and attempt to play matchmaker, much to Wheeze’s chagrin. She tries to rip a napkin in half with her teeth by way of repression.
Cheska has called another summit to discuss The Rumour, this time with Stevie. The matter of last week’s text message comes up. It’s revealed that “their mutual friend Freddie” has found out that Alex in fact DID do the vertical fandango with someone other than Binky. As much as we all liked to think Alex was one of the good guys, no-one on the planet is surprised. Cheska doesn’t know whether to tell Binky because she really doesn’t want to be involved. You keep saying this Cheska, but I’ve eaten food that’s been less involved in my mouth than you are in this situation.
Spenny and Emma go on a double date with Jamie and the great-granddaughter of Gucci. Alex comes over. Gucci’s granddaughter grills him about his relationship with Binky, despite only having known him for about 13 seconds. Across the room, Wheeze is dressed as the girl from the Chanel No 5 Christmas commercial from 1998.
Spenny has taken Emma for dinner. He says something about hoping that he can have the honour of calling her his girlfriend. Emma is all “nah”.
Wheeze and Robbo are playing Jenga. It’s not even giant Jenga, its normal, dull, table Jenga. Robbo tells Wheeze he’s never had a girlfriend because he’s a commitment-phobe. Yawwwwwwwwwn. That storyline has been done, Robbo. At least bring something new to MIC. For once, can we please have a character with a multiple personality or whose father was sent to prison for tax evasion?
At Lucy’s birthday, she apologises to Alex for accusing him of cheating. This is the first time in her life that she has apologised to anyone. Ever.
Cheska arrives to devastate Binky. Alex comes over to defend himself. He has a valid excuse for cheating on her – blackouts.
Next week’s predictions: Steph, the queen of reality, is BACK! That’s all that matters about next week!
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