Comedy: Queen of the skies and the backhanded compliment, Pam Ann flies into town this weekend

Queen of the skies and the backhanded compliment, Pam Ann flies into town this weekend

Helloo! Thank you for flying in. How was your journey?
British Airways can read passengers minds so I was well looked after – I had a never ending supply of cocktails and I didn’t even ask for them. Plus I slept with David Beckham over the Atlantic for 6hrs, he was in 1A I was in 1K… But to be honest he doesn’t do it for me which worked for both of us. 

What advice would you give to any aspiring cabin crew who hoped to follow in your footsteps?
Steal as many miniatures as you can and carry on.

You have a host of ‘alliances’ (or aliases) flying for other airlines from around the world. Will they be coming to the show with you, and if so what gems do you expect them to bring?
I come on my own, so to speak. 

Can you please answer the ultimate question, the biggest question ever – what’s the trick to stopping your ears blocking on take off and landing? Pleaseeeee?
Poppers 

I’ve heard there might be some friction in the relationship between cabin crew and landing crew… is this true at all? What do you think of them?
All lesbians 

Have things changed for you much in recent years, with more anti-terrorist regulation and safeguards at customs and in the air?
If you want it bad enough anything is achievable. It’s all about focus.

What Duty Free mass purchase do you think that Brighton would appreciate the most?
The British Airways Susan doll, she comes with a bail of hay and an envelope for the ‘Flying Start’ charity. With every purchase of a Susan doll it will buy a straw hut in Africa. 

Why is the Pam Ann app a must-have for any frequent traveller?
It’s fun when you have **** all to do at the airport. 

Pam Ann – Queen Of The Sky, Theatre Royal Brighton, Sunday 15 November 2015, £24.90-30.90, www.atgtickets.com