Nangle Natters: Presents in the present

Alright, I think it’s okay to talk about Christmas now without getting my head bitten off. I know lots of people that think the best time to buy presents is Christmas Eve – and good luck to them! – but what with having a big family, some of whom involve an elaborate and confusing timetable of trains and meals and passing like ships in the night, it’s always paid to be organised and start early. Not to mention spreading the cost of the presents I’d like to give between two months’ paychecks always seems like a good idea.

Get away from the jingle-bell-buzzing throng asap

My main thing is that I like to give presents that won’t just annoy the recipient and gather dust. I mean, I’ve given my fair share of those – I’ll never forget the look on my Dad’s face when I gifted him a giant inflatable hammer that squeaked whenever you hit anyone with it. I believe it squeaked more when it was in my hands before delivery than ever it did after his confused face opened the paper on that bundle of joy. But I do like to try and give someone something that they might actually enjoy. Put a bit of thought into it, have a wander around the shops until the right present jumps out at me – without that murmur at the back of my mind that says all I really want to do is see if I can carve a trail through the busy seasonal masses and get away from the jingle-bell-buzzing throng asap!

These things need time… and space. Which is why I start my Christmas shopping in November. Craft fairs present opportunities to pick up one-off prizes that can just about hold their own okay against wealthier family members’ offerings. Boutiques provide bespoke treasures. And engraving a small but precious article can convey that special something.

Plus, this way January meals can consist of more than turkey curry and beans on toast. Here’s to a balanced diet!