Mama Malone

Malone gets movers fatigue

- 15 May 2012

Can you die from moving house? You can definitely get really ill. I’m sitting on...

The Landlady is losing trade

- 8 May 2012

One thing I forgot to mention about the fall-out from my birthday party last week,...

Malone is reluctantly sharing

- 8 May 2012

I feel like some sort of 1950’s housewife, constantly cooking different meals for everybody, a...

Malone has PMS – Post Moving Shock

- 24 April 2012

I’m sitting in my old house surrounded by bin liners of belongings that didn’t make...

Malone takes in the sights at the zoo

- 17 April 2012

I didn’t want to go. I was made to. The thought of it was exhausting....

Malone on writing the wrongs

- 10 April 2012

I’d organised the child to see her friend whilst I attended parents evening. The sproglett...

Malone sides with Mary Whitehouse

- 4 April 2012

I don’t know what’s happening to me. I’m turning into some sort of Mary Whitehouse....

Malone is loaded down with bags of tears

- 26 March 2012

I love weekends. There’s no pressure lolling about in our pyjamas for half the day,...

Malone takes on the common cold

- 19 March 2012

This week I’ve not been able to get out of bed. I’m not sure if...

Malone comes to terms with dumping by text

- 5 March 2012

We’ve started looking for a flat to rent. It’s hard work. It’s becoming a job....

Malone contemplates turning 40

- 27 February 2012

So far, my ‘I’m 40 this December’ mid-life crisis has given rise to only wearing...

Malone has a difficult question of faith to answer

- 20 February 2012

The five year old wakes me up with: “When is the world going to end?”...